Am I a mall ninja? forgive the naval gazing.?

I am a data yst who carries an isted opening kershaw that I use for opening chip bags and squirrels. I bought a few 5.11 shirts and pants today yet I haven't been to a practical competition in over a month and half. I own 20 30 round ar-15 mags and enough ammo to start a small war. I do go shooting about once a week but it seems like a spend more time posting comments here. The only thing I can think that redeems me is I haven't bought a huge fanny pack or a 5.11 shoot me first vest.